thirty-two; back from parts unknown

[onlyapparate]

Well, I see everyone's busy with exams and everything, so I'll make this quick.

Hello, students! I apologize for my unannounced absence, but I'm back! For those of you who don't remember me, I'm Professor Thobari Durandal Kumohira, and I'll be helping Yukimi grade tests in the meantime, it seems.

I hope you've all had a great semester while I was away, and I wish you the best of luck on your tests! You're in the final stretch now, so give it your all.

[ Not gonna talk about shirts. At all. Because 'Likes older women,' 'killed Asahi Rokujou,' 'KEEPS SECRETS,' and 'TOBI' are embarrassing and totally not relevant to anything. ]

Comments

[onlyapparate]

Why isn't that the first thing you told me, before telling me Dean, my friend, was a girl?

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

You only asked what you missed. You didn't asks for specifics.

[onlyapparate]

Alright, then.

"Yukimi, what events and occurences have I missed since the beginning of the year? This includes those involving you, Maron, and Dean."

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

A bunch of kids snuck out and got drunk. They'll be having detention until they die. Dean is and always will be a prick. A ton of people swapped genders and it was just as awkward as it sounds.

[onlyapparate]

Sounds... eventful.

How is Maron doing? You left her out.

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Not much different than the last time you saw her.

[onlyapparate]

Oh. Well, good.

How are things... with you and her?

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Good. Really good. We're getting married.

[onlyapparate]

Wh-what!?

You... you---! You finally asked her??

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

No. We somehow came to a mental agreement that we would do it.

Of course I asked her.

[onlyapparate]

Well, you were technically married to her this time last year, so it bears clarifying.

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

There was no drinking this time. Just a genuine proposal. Though, she thought I was joking at first.

[onlyapparate]

Haha, sounds romantic. Did you get on one knee and everything?

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Nope. I actually started the conversation telling her how I'd make out with Dean if he were a girl.

[onlyapparate]

[ Color Tobi not surprised. ]

Are you sure you didn't propose to her with pictures of that happening, while you were at it?

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

I carry a picture of it at all times just in case...

[onlyapparate]

Just in case you need to blackmail Dean?

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

You know me.

[onlyapparate]

You two are seriously so alike, it's terrifying. I'd forgotten exactly how much so...

[ Good thing Dean is on Thobari's team. ]

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

That's not something you can easily forget.

[onlyapparate]

You're alike in different ways, though. But it's like your minds run on the same wavelength...

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

We are telepathically linked.

[onlyapparate]

Is that how you justify kissing him when he was a woman?

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

That didn't happen!

[onlyapparate]

Well, you told Maron you would. I find it hard to believe that you didn't take that chance.