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thirteen; 4th wall? What's that?

Well now, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to all our guests!

Since most of you are fresh faces, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Thobari Durandal Kumohira (I'm half-Japanese) and I teach Defense Against the Dark Arts to all our Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors.

Feel free to stop by my office if you have any questions about anything. I trust you've been enjoying a warm Hogwarts welcome?

[[4th wall tiem! Feel free to pesterpesterpester~]]

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[Cas laughs.]

I love how angry you get.

This is a serious issue for me! It isn't funny!

Then get over it, dude! You're swimming in a pool of shit and saying "hey, I'm cool down here" when I try and help you out. If you seriously wanna be bogged down then all power to you.

Wh-wh-what you did to me is not "helping me out."

I'm not gay, no matter how many time Yukimi has said I am.

Fuck labels man, they limit you and what you can do. They just tie you down.

That doesn't mean I enjoyed you... You...! You groping me!

Harmless mistake. I was whacked out on speed anyways, didn't know what I was doing.

Harmless mistake?! Who's to say you aren't high right now??

Just on dope, nothing hard, trust me.

You're still on drugs! This is ridiculous!

I concur. But I also present the statement that you, Thobari, are also ridiculous.

What? How are you making this about me!?

You're still wrapped up in yourself with your petty pain and self-loathing, so it's rather easy.

That isn't something I'm just going to get over! The things I saw--- The things I did--- It's not going to go away just because I decide it's "okay"!

Then use me. I mean, I'm open and willing, got nothing better to be.

Just what are you insinuating!?

Whatever you want me to. I'm game for whatever you need.

What I want is for you to leave. Preferably never to return.

How stinging. All I want is to help your poor pathetic self.

I'm not poor or pathetic! I'm doing fine without you bringing up everything painful about my life!

Let go of the pain, Thobari. Let it go.

How!?

Do what you have to, work through it instead of barricading everything away. Thobari... let me come into your office.

No. Whatever you have planned isn't going to help me "work through it."

Well I was thinking ice cream and chick-flicks. What did you think I meant?

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