thirteen; 4th wall? What's that?

[onlyapparate]

Well now, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to all our guests!

Since most of you are fresh faces, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Thobari Durandal Kumohira (I'm half-Japanese) and I teach Defense Against the Dark Arts to all our Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors.

Feel free to stop by my office if you have any questions about anything. I trust you've been enjoying a warm Hogwarts welcome?

[[4th wall tiem! Feel free to pesterpesterpester~]]

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[moralityfail.livejournal.com]

Then tell me what I really meant. Let's see if you're correct.

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[onlyapparate]

I-I... I can't say it!

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[moralityfail.livejournal.com]

Ice cream and movies it is then, gutter boy. Let me in.

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[onlyapparate]

After what you did, how do I know if I can trust you?

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[moralityfail.livejournal.com]

You trusted me with your secret, man. This isn't close to that level.

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[onlyapparate]

[ urk. he's right. ]

...fine. But if you try anything, I'll have my wand on you in a second.

[action]

[moralityfail.livejournal.com]

[OKAY CAS HAS TO HOLD BACK WHEN IT COMES TO THAT. It's too perfect Thobari.]

[anyways, in barges Cas.]

[action]

[onlyapparate]

[ Thobari JUMPS UP because ohgod was he standing outside with his journal or something? ]

Y-y-you could have knocked!

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[moralityfail.livejournal.com]

[He was Does it matter?]

Nah. Not my style. Where's the booze?

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[onlyapparate]

I don't drink.

[action]

[moralityfail.livejournal.com]

Got a lighter? [Because Cas pulls out a joint as he closes the door behind him.]

[action]

[onlyapparate]

No, I don't. [ Lies. He does. ]

[action]

[moralityfail.livejournal.com]

That's what I get for snapping my wand.

[Cas puts the joint between his lips anyways before approaching Thobari.]

[action]

[onlyapparate]

[ Thobari's eyebrows shoot up at that 'snapped wand' comment. ]

If you want to smoke, do it outside!

[action]

[moralityfail.livejournal.com]

[He hates wizarding, why would he have one?]

No light, no smoking. [But Cas puts it away anyways.] Happy now, old man?

[action]

[onlyapparate]

[ A wizard who hates magic. Oh, Cas. ]

Considerably.

And I'm not old.

[action]

[moralityfail.livejournal.com]

[He doesn't ever say he's a wizard. At least not anymore.]

Act like one, had me fooled.

[action]

[onlyapparate]

[ Yeah, too bad the fact that he's inside Hogwarts basically trumps his 'I don't want to be a wizard' plan. ]

I'd rather act old than be immature, if that's what you mean.

[action]

[moralityfail.livejournal.com]

[Well, everyone has their lapses.]

[But Cas puts the joint between Thobari's lips anyways.] It's a bad thing to be so old, Thobari, really.

Re: [action]

[onlyapparate]

[ Stammer-sputter-PHYSICAL REJECTION-- That's Thobari's reaction, by the way ]

Substance abuse does not make you any younger!

[action]

[moralityfail.livejournal.com]

[Cas looks down at the dejected joint on the ground and clicks his tongue.]

You're gonna get gray hairs, Thobari.

[action]

[onlyapparate]

[ Thobari is basically physically repulsed. ]

I hardly think smoking something illegal would help that in any way!

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[moralityfail.livejournal.com]

Alright, alright. I didn't come in here to light up, I came in here for you.

[Cas flicks out his hand before bringing it up to Thobari's cheek. Cas is grinning, cocky and snarky at the same time.]

Since you're still wallowing in angst.

[action]

[onlyapparate]

[ Thobari flinches away from Cas' hand. ]

No, you didn't! Ice cream and a "movie," you said!

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[moralityfail.livejournal.com]

[Hands up. Sweet Lord man, you're terrible.]

Well do you have icecream and a movie. I like chocolate, by the way. Will only eat chocolate.