eleven; [voice post] First order of business

[onlyapparate]

Okay. Where the fuck is that bastard Yukimi. Swear to God, he is dead.

[ the sound of someone knocking on a door can be heard. Slamming on it, really. ]

If you know where he is, talk to me. Otherwise, stay the hell away. I don't wanna deal with any of you little snots.

[ more banging, followed by muffled cries. ]

Oh, and not that any of you idiots care, but I think the nice guy got himself locked in the closet. Hah, what else is new.

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[genki-ni-yuuki.livejournal.com]

Baby?

[onlyapparate]

Yeah. Sorry, does that not cut it for you? I can go with 'darling' or 'honey' if you want.

[genki-ni-yuuki.livejournal.com]

You can call me Maron, okay?

[onlyapparate]

Aw, damn. I know it's been years, but why're you being so cold?

Don't tell me this is that bastard Yukimi's fault...

[genki-ni-yuuki.livejournal.com]

What do you mean?

[onlyapparate]

I dunno, you tell me! You're in love with the guy, aren't you? [ yeah, snarl. ]

[genki-ni-yuuki.livejournal.com]

I'm treating you the same way that I treated you while we were friends in school.

[onlyapparate]

So you're saying I'm nothing more than a kid?

[ yeah, evil!Tobi is a victimizer :| ]

[genki-ni-yuuki.livejournal.com]

What? I didn't say that, you're obviously an adult man now.

[onlyapparate]

...you know that's not what I meant!

[ angstangstangst. ]

[genki-ni-yuuki.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not like I'm dating him! You just keep acting like we're really married for good and not getting divorced.

[onlyapparate]

You aren't. Admit it! If you're in love with him, why the hell would you get divorced?!

You'd be a hypocrite if you went through with that stupid plan.

[genki-ni-yuuki.livejournal.com]

He doesn't love me.

[onlyapparate]

He doesn't know what love is!

He's immature, stand-offish and hypocritical!

At least you have some things in common.

[genki-ni-yuuki.livejournal.com]

I have my own reasons for being stand-offish.

[onlyapparate]

Don't we all?

[genki-ni-yuuki.livejournal.com]

What's yours then?

[onlyapparate]

"Childhood trauma," they called it.

[genki-ni-yuuki.livejournal.com]

What do you call it?

[onlyapparate]

Hmmm... No, that about sums it up. It doesn't get much more traumatic than that. Even if they did claim I was having hallucinations but, please, who'd buy that story?

[genki-ni-yuuki.livejournal.com]

Fine, I raised myself.

[onlyapparate]

Oooh, an orphan? We really did have more in common than I thought. Even if mine started at about sixth year.

[genki-ni-yuuki.livejournal.com]

No, I have parents. I had to raise myself though since before I started at Hogwarts.