thirteen; 4th wall? What's that?

[onlyapparate]

Well now, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to all our guests!

Since most of you are fresh faces, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Thobari Durandal Kumohira (I'm half-Japanese) and I teach Defense Against the Dark Arts to all our Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors.

Feel free to stop by my office if you have any questions about anything. I trust you've been enjoying a warm Hogwarts welcome?

[[4th wall tiem! Feel free to pesterpesterpester~]]

Comments

[notagenie.livejournal.com]

What's a Hufflepuff?

[numbersnfigures.livejournal.com]

May whatever deity you to adhere to help you if you get some of the people I've had to deal with. A very interesting journal entry is headed your way quite soon.

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[needmoarlove.livejournal.com]

I can't come to Sensei's office. He might do bad things to me.

[horrible-ness.livejournal.com]

Defense Against the Dark Arts? Hmmm...interesting. So are regular people are starting to take up arms against super villans?
This could be problematic....

[toothballs.livejournal.com]

Soooo... how many dark arts are there around here if you need a whole class for 'em?

[moralityfail.livejournal.com]

Fine job you're doing when it comes to Defending Against the Dark Arts.

[spideredarrow.livejournal.com]

The best welcome that one could ever have~