thirteen; 4th wall? What's that?

[onlyapparate]

Well now, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to all our guests!

Since most of you are fresh faces, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Thobari Durandal Kumohira (I'm half-Japanese) and I teach Defense Against the Dark Arts to all our Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors.

Feel free to stop by my office if you have any questions about anything. I trust you've been enjoying a warm Hogwarts welcome?

[[4th wall tiem! Feel free to pesterpesterpester~]]

Comments

[onlyapparate]

E-excuse me?

[toothballs.livejournal.com]

You know, bumping and grinding? Doing the deed? Some grown-ups these days... you can't take 'em anywhere without some babies popping out!

[onlyapparate]

What?! What on earth are you talking about? What's a child doing saying things like that?!

[toothballs.livejournal.com]

Hey, you asked.

[onlyapparate]

Well, yes, but you're saying I can't raise my voice at you yet you're saying all these indecent things!

[toothballs.livejournal.com]

I was just appreciating your dedication to the students!

[onlyapparate]

O-oh. Well... Thank you, I suppose. It's nice to be appreciated since no one else around here seems to.

[toothballs.livejournal.com]

Maybe you'll teach me if I go to school here next year! Get ready!

[onlyapparate]

I'd very much like that, Miss! It's always nice to teach new students.