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onlyapparate ([personal profile] onlyapparate) wrote2010-05-29 07:44 pm
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thirteen; 4th wall? What's that?

Well now, I'd like to extend a warm welcome to all our guests!

Since most of you are fresh faces, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Thobari Durandal Kumohira (I'm half-Japanese) and I teach Defense Against the Dark Arts to all our Hufflepuffs and Gryffindors.

Feel free to stop by my office if you have any questions about anything. I trust you've been enjoying a warm Hogwarts welcome?

[[4th wall tiem! Feel free to pesterpesterpester~]]
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done!

[identity profile] toothballs.livejournal.com 2010-05-30 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, mister! Why are you telling people this stuff, anyway?
onlyapparate: (ew. what?)

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[personal profile] onlyapparate 2010-05-31 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Hide under some muggles...?
onlyapparate: (big noooooooooo)

[personal profile] onlyapparate 2010-05-31 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
It's my job! Our students need to know these things so that they can be safe out in the world! The students at Hogwarts are the Ministers, Medi-Witches and Aurors or tomorrow, you know?

[identity profile] toothballs.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, do you always yell at little kids?
onlyapparate: (why won't you just trust me?!)

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[personal profile] onlyapparate 2010-05-31 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
You yelled first!
onlyapparate: (worried)

[personal profile] onlyapparate 2010-05-31 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
I-I mean... [ Get a hold of yourself, Tobi! ] I-- I apologize.

This subject hits very close to home for me. It isn't to be taken lightly.

[identity profile] toothballs.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Huh, I guess that makes you a good teacher. Better 'n getting hot and heavy between classes, at least.

[identity profile] toothballs.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
You know, bumping and grinding? Doing the deed? Some grown-ups these days... you can't take 'em anywhere without some babies popping out!
onlyapparate: (aaaaaaaaaaaaahplzno)

[personal profile] onlyapparate 2010-05-31 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
What?! What on earth are you talking about? What's a child doing saying things like that?!
onlyapparate: (ew. what?)

[personal profile] onlyapparate 2010-05-31 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yes, but you're saying I can't raise my voice at you yet you're saying all these indecent things!

[identity profile] toothballs.livejournal.com 2010-05-31 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I was just appreciating your dedication to the students!
onlyapparate: (elementary my dear spencer.)

[personal profile] onlyapparate 2010-05-31 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
O-oh. Well... Thank you, I suppose. It's nice to be appreciated since no one else around here seems to.

[identity profile] toothballs.livejournal.com 2010-06-01 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you'll teach me if I go to school here next year! Get ready!
onlyapparate: (teaching's what I do best)

[personal profile] onlyapparate 2010-06-03 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'd very much like that, Miss! It's always nice to teach new students.
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