thirty; gay is a good excuse for three posts in a week

[onlyapparate]

It's....... good to know that I was happy? And that someday I'll tell Miharu about what happened...

[ asdfghjkl;;;; BUT BEING GAY IN THE FUTURE WHAT IS THAT? AND HAVING FUZZY MEMORIES ABOUT CERTAIN THINGS WITH CERTAIN PEOPLE IS NEVER FUN. NOT. GONNA. TALK. ABOUT IT....strikes unhackable, btw. ]

Comments

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

Were you gay in the future?!

[genki-ni-yuuki.livejournal.com]

It's going to be okay Thobari.

[onlyapparate]

H-h-h-how is that any of your business??

[onlyapparate]

I don't even know where to start...

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

Because if you're gay then I need to take pictures of you so I can afford my future shoe company!

[genki-ni-yuuki.livejournal.com]

How about we start with getting some tea?

[broomscankill.livejournal.com]

[onlyapparate]

I'm not gay!

[ UNHACKABLE: ] At least, I don't think I am...

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

Sir, I really, really want my shoe company, so it's important that you answer truthfully and then allow me to photograph you.

[onlyapparate]

[ ... ]

Whatever you're about to say, I don't want to hear it.

[onlyapparate]

Tea right now would be amazing.

[ Since he doesn't drink, derpderp. ]

[onlyapparate]

As of this moment, I am not. gay.

Why on earth would you want to photograph me?

1/2

[broomscankill.livejournal.com]

There's only one thing that can fix this.

[broomscankill.livejournal.com]

Strippers.

[genki-ni-yuuki.livejournal.com]

Believe me, I know how you're feeling right now.

[ohmygodshoez.livejournal.com]

Well, sir, to put it bluntly, you're hot. And in gay photography, hotness really sells.

I'd be willing to pay you!

one two-parter deserves another.

[onlyapparate]

[onlyapparate]

I... really doubt that.

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

[broomscankill.livejournal.com]

Come on, it totally will. I'll even buy you your first lap dance.

[onlyapparate]

[onlyapparate]

I, uh, I'd really rather not....

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

You.. get to stay on the complete opposite side of the castle from now on.

[broomscankill.livejournal.com]

It won't be from a guy.

[onlyapparate]

We teach the same class, that's impossible!

[ Really, Yukimi? This is how it's gonna start? ]