thirty-two; back from parts unknown

[onlyapparate]

Well, I see everyone's busy with exams and everything, so I'll make this quick.

Hello, students! I apologize for my unannounced absence, but I'm back! For those of you who don't remember me, I'm Professor Thobari Durandal Kumohira, and I'll be helping Yukimi grade tests in the meantime, it seems.

I hope you've all had a great semester while I was away, and I wish you the best of luck on your tests! You're in the final stretch now, so give it your all.

[ Not gonna talk about shirts. At all. Because 'Likes older women,' 'killed Asahi Rokujou,' 'KEEPS SECRETS,' and 'TOBI' are embarrassing and totally not relevant to anything. ]

Comments

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

A drink here and there, but not enough to make me forget how to feel feelings.

[onlyapparate]

You need a less extreme end point, but I suppose that's an improvement.

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

We'll have to celebrate your return.

[onlyapparate]

Okay. But not with alcohol.

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

No one said you had to have any.

[onlyapparate]

Just cutting you to the chase.

Anyway, how have you been? Did I miss anything important?

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Dean was a girl.

[onlyapparate]

.......Sorry, what?

[ Splutter splutter. ]

Did you-- What?!

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

I didn't do anything!

[onlyapparate]

How did that even happen!?

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Beats me. And it ain't like it only happened to him. Loads of people changed.

[onlyapparate]

Why isn't that the first thing you told me, before telling me Dean, my friend, was a girl?

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

You only asked what you missed. You didn't asks for specifics.

[onlyapparate]

Alright, then.

"Yukimi, what events and occurences have I missed since the beginning of the year? This includes those involving you, Maron, and Dean."

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

A bunch of kids snuck out and got drunk. They'll be having detention until they die. Dean is and always will be a prick. A ton of people swapped genders and it was just as awkward as it sounds.

[onlyapparate]

Sounds... eventful.

How is Maron doing? You left her out.

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Not much different than the last time you saw her.

[onlyapparate]

Oh. Well, good.

How are things... with you and her?

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Good. Really good. We're getting married.

[onlyapparate]

Wh-what!?

You... you---! You finally asked her??

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

No. We somehow came to a mental agreement that we would do it.

Of course I asked her.

[onlyapparate]

Well, you were technically married to her this time last year, so it bears clarifying.

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

There was no drinking this time. Just a genuine proposal. Though, she thought I was joking at first.

[onlyapparate]

Haha, sounds romantic. Did you get on one knee and everything?

[yukimi-mama.livejournal.com]

Nope. I actually started the conversation telling her how I'd make out with Dean if he were a girl.